This chapter contains a
bushel of dialogue and plot from the Gunsmoke episode Daddy-O,
Season 2 (June 1, 1957) written by John Meston.
“Well, Matt, you wanna hear the news? I’m leavin’.
I’m goin’ back to New Orleans. I
decided this afternoon.”
Matt sat at a table in the Long Branch with Kitty and her
father Wayne Russell, stunned senseless at her announcement.
He asked incredulously, “You mean
that?”
Kitty beamed happily, “Bill Pence is buying back my share of
the place for cash…” Matt noticed Bill
standing morosely at the bar with a particularly hang-dog expression on his
face, dispiritedly watching the three of them as they talked.
Kitty’s father fairly crowed, “We had a long talk this
afternoon, Marshal. Kitty finally made
up her mind. She’s going to do what’s
right.”
“I’m gonna’ put the money in my father’s freight business,
Matt.” Matt found the adoring smile she
was giving Wayne Russell hard to stomach.
Her father declared, “We’re gonna’ be great partners, we
two. I’m mighty proud of my daughter.”
Matt thought Kitty had lost her mind for sure when she acquiesced,
“You know he’s right, Matt. This isn’t
any place for a lady. This is my last
night in any saloon ever.”
“Your last night?” Matt exclaimed.
Kitty pointed out, “Well, there’s no sense in putting it
off. We’re gonna’ leave tomorrow.”
Matt felt crushed. Last night?
As Matt ruminated on the import of Kitty’s pronouncement,
Russell’s voice was a distant nattering in his ear, “Oh that reminds me…the
tickets. Will there be anybody at the
stage office at this hour? Well if
you’ll excuse me I’ll go take care of it.
I’m a proud man…a proud, happy man.”
Matt was vaguely aware of Russell sympathetically pounding
his shoulder as he departed in triumph to purchase their tickets to New
Orleans.
With a forlorn expression, Matt gloomily asked, “So he
finally convinced you, huh?”
She gave Matt a watchful smile, “Well, he’s a pretty smart
talker when he really tries.”
“Yeah, I guess he is,” Matt grimaced.
“What’s the matter, Matt?
Don’t you like him?” Kitty eyed
him cagily.
“It doesn’t matter whether I like him or not.” Matt admitted, “The point is I don’t trust
him.”
Kitty’s expression altered when Matt confirmed her
suspicions. “Now we’re gettin’
someplace.”
“What?”
“I don’t trust him either.
And I’m gonna’ need your help.
Let’s go someplace where we can talk.”
Kitty led him upstairs to the privacy of her bedroom.
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Matt strode into the bedroom close on Kitty’s heels. He backed her into the door, a troubled frown
creasing his eyes, “Now, let’s get one thing straight…you’re not really
leaving, right?”
Kitty gulped as she looked up at him. “Of course not, Matt!”
“Dammit, Kitty, you nearly scared me to death.”
“I’m sorry, Matt. That
act was for my father’s benefit.”
“Yeah, but you coulda’ warned me first!”
“I didn’t have time…”
“Holy smokes, I thought you were really leaving.”
Kitty coyly gazed at him through sweeping lashes, “You mean
you don’t want me to leave, Matt?”
“Of course I don’t want you to leave, Kitty! For Pete’s sake!” He grabbed her and kissed her hard, so hard Kitty
figured she’d have the bruises to show for it the next day. She didn’t care. She blissfully kissed him right back, wholeheartedly
gratified that he’d been so thoroughly unsettled at the thought of her moving
back to New Orleans.
When he finally came up for air, she murmured breathlessly,
“I’m sorry, Matt, I didn’t mean to upset you so. But I really do need your help.”
Matt grunted as he reluctantly released her and put some
distance between them, the better to discuss her predicament in an undistracted
fashion. He sighed and raked his fingers
through his hair. “What can I do to help
you?”
“I want him to show his true colors, Matt. Tomorrow afternoon, I want you to meet him at
the stage depot and tell him I’ll be along shortly…”
Another pressing thought struck Matt as Kitty spoke
mid-sentence. “And another thing…I want
you to start locking your door, Miss Russell!”
“Locking my door?
But…”
“Yeah, anybody could walk in here…and you could be…takin’ a
bath or…somethin’.” He cleared his
throat noisily.
“Alright, Matt, I’ll start locking my door, I promise.”
He glowered at her, “You’d better…”
“Or what?” she asked with delicately raised brows.
“Or what?” he
repeated.
“You said ‘you’d better’ and I said ‘or what?’ She smiled coquettishly at him. “What would happen?”
He growled and wrapped her in an enormous bear hug. “Don’t argue with me, young lady, or I’ll
turn you over my knee…”
“Promise?” she bit her lip and arched one eyebrow at him.
“Kathleen Russell, why I oughta’…”
Kitty squealed as he swept her off her feet and across his
lap in the blink of an eye. “Matt, don’t
you dare!” she protested as he raised his hand threateningly above her
backside.
“Mr. Dillon!” A
familiar voice called plaintively from the other side of the door.
“Oh hell…“ Matt swiped
a hand over his face in complete and utter frustration. He bellowed, “WHAT, CHESTER?” as his red-headed
prisoner squirmed away.
Kitty snorted in an unladylike fashion and collapsed onto
the bed in silent giggles as Chester called, “We got us another unfortunate quandary
with ol’ Tater and Smarty...”
Matt stalked toward the door while Kitty hissed at him,
“Wait a minute, will ya’?” jumping up to straighten her dress.
She stood behind a morose Matt, peeking over his shoulder as
he jerked open the door. “Hi, Chester!”
she exclaimed nonchalantly, blowing an errant curl off her forehead.
“Well, hello there, Miss Kitty, aren’t you looking lovely
and rosy as ever? Oh, is that a little
bruise you got there on your lip? What
on earth happened…?”
“Chester!” barked Matt.
“Yes sir, Mr. Dillon…well, it seems the wives have started
in on each other now. There was a
terrible incident involving frying pans and rolling pins and what-have-you…and
even some week-old bacon grease, from what I hear. It was not a purty sight. Maybe you can come along with me, Mr. Dillon,
and I can explain the rest along the way…”
Kitty sighed and surreptitiously gave Matt’s backside a covert
squeeze. He gave a little yelp and
hopped through the door, turning back to shoot her a look. She simply arched a brow at him and smiled
slyly in reply.
“You okay, Mr. Dillon?”
“Yeah, Chester, I’m just peachy. I’ll see you
later, young lady,” he said
pointedly. “And we’ll discuss
that…matter…that we didn’t get around to discussing…before. I promise.”
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